after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think i got beer on your cat.
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