...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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