Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I would fuck him just for his dog
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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