You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
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