You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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