Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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