No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
my poor anus
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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