its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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