dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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