hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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