I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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