At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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