this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
