i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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