She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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