the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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