Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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