we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Someone signed my nipple.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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