He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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