is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk