forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass