dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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