FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
