In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Randomize
