i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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