office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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