you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize