Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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