Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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