please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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