Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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