fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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