Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Randomize