He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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