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Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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