You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
