You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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