i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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