Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.