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• (360): View more from Washington

  would you consider him our boss?

  (503): View more from Oregon

  technically yes

  (360): View more from Washington

  then technically i slept with our boss

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.

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• (518): View more from New York

  He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.

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• (916): View more from California

  I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?

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  I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?

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• (415): View more from California

  My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I think his dick was bigger than his dog

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.

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