Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She's the barista slut.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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