my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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