My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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