And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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