i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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