I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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