she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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