Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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