You surviving the open bar?
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No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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