I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
dude. I can hear the air.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
