so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
