Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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