i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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