Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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