chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We don't watch enough power rangers
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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