real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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