I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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