So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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